BOBBY FISHSCALE: SCALES DON'T HAVE NONE OF THAT GRIP

This here's a yarn 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery character, always hustlin'. But he had one flaw: scales ain't got no clutch. Say when he tried to persuade that dame to lend him her finances, those scales just wouldn't hold. And when it came to a fight, Bobby's scales were about as practical as a chocolate fireguard. He was more li